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Cars and Dealers is an auto directory for India that contains
information about cars, dealers, insurance, loan, maintenance and car products |
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Check out the new launches in Indian Car market.
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Skoda - Laura
: A new premium luxury sedan
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Chevrolet Optra Elite
: Wish for Luxury Wish for Mileage
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Buy New Car
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Search for the model to purchase and check a dealer near your
place.
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Loans
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See how can you get a loan for your new car.
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Insurance
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Get an Insurance cover for your new Car or renew your Car Insurance
policy.
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A Quote
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The lord is wonderfully good to those who wait for him and seek him |
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A Fact |
Meteorologists claim they're right 85% of the time |
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A Smile |
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'Why are you crying?'
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. 'Is this your axe?' the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, 'No.'
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. 'Is this your axe?' the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, 'No.'
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. 'Is this your axe?' the Lord asked..
The woodcutter replied, 'Yes.'
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, 'Why are you crying?'
'Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!'
The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE'Is this your wife?' the Lord asked.
'Yes,' cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'
The woodcutter replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE .'
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